spikewtb (spikewtb) wrote,

From knarz

*First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.

01. Captain James T. Kirk
02. Lt. Col. Sheppard
03. Dr. Rodney McKay
04. Chewbacca
05. Aragorn
06. Lara Croft
07. Anya (BtVS)
08. Indiana Jones
09. James Bond
10. Sydney Bristow
11. Jack Bauer
12. Col. Jack O´Neill

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? (Kirk/Jack Bauer)

No, but I think Jack could teach Kirk how to stay awake on a long term away mission. You know all the nasty stuff. *rofl*

Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (Chewbacca)
Oh, my hairy friend you´re so lovely. He is so hot when he is searching his pelt for fleas. *rofl*

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (Indy/O´Neill)
What would happen? *lol* I always thought that Daniel was their offspring. *g*

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine? (James Bond)
The answer is short: NO

Would Two and Six make a good couple? (Sheppard/Lara Croft)
Mhm, no because Shep doesn´t like archeologists. *lol*

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? (Aragorn/James Bond, Aragorn/Sydney Bristow)
Ok, Aragorn has a thing for special agents. *rofl* I think Sydney would be the one because he would have pity when she is sad and she´s always sad. :o

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? (Anya, Sheppard/Jack)
Uhh, she would be blind immediately because it would remind her of bunnys. *rofl*

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. (McKay/Sydney)
McKay: "Ok, Air Force Col. are way hotter."
Sydney *sniffs*: "That sucks, why are all cute boys gay?"

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? (Kirk/Indy)
No, because Indy would have killed Kirk´s Red Shirts because he thought they were Nazis.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. (Anya/Jack)
"Welcome to Bunnyland - definatly not Kansas anymore."

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? (Chewbacca/Kirk)
Chewy is the only one who can help Kirk escape. *rofl*

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? (Anya)

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? (McKay)
No, because it would be so wrong!

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? (Jack Bauer)
No, I think not.

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? (Sheppard/Chewbacca/Aragorn)
Hey, it would be like Legoalas, Gimli and Aragorn on Lord of the rings. There has to be someone. *rofl*

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? (Sydney Bristow)
"Now I understand what Rambaldi ment!"

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose? (Indiana Jones)
Uhm, I don´t know. "Hero" from Nickleback?

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be? (Kirk/Lara Croft/O´Neill)
I really don´t know sorry.

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten? (Sheppard/Sydney Bristow)
"You want to know Rambaldi? Want a ride with my Timetravel-Jumper?"

When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (Aragorn)
Long ago in a galaxy far far away.

What is Six's super-sekrit kink? (Lara Croft)
Brad Pitt

Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? (Jack Bauer/James Bond)
Of course! For Queen and Country!

If Three and Seven get together, who tops? (McKay/Lara Croft)
Rodney would not have fun even if she sat on his face!

"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Kirk and James Bond are in a happy relationship until James Bond suddenly runs off with Chewbacca. Kirk, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Jack Bauer and a brief unhappy affair with Jack O´Neill, then follows the wise advice of Aragorn and finds true love with McKay.
"Slash Trek XI - The Spy who left me and shagged a wookie!"
Read it: Mhm, I don´t want to out anyone! *g*
Write it: snuffkin!

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? (Anya/Indiana Jones)
That could be very interesting. *rofl*
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